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What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet