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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem