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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

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How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.