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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

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What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

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How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

Why people cry during the weddings?

They are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.