How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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What is your favourite type of birthday present?

Another present!

Who's there! Census! Census who?

Census presents for Christmas!

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What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding?

Yule ln!

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

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What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

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How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.