How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.