How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

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Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper