How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

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How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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How does NASA prepare for an organized event?

They planet!

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

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What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.