Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.