How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"