How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

Flattered.

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How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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How do you get a kleenex to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!