How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

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How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

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Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again?

His EKG ain't got no rythym

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!