Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What is the name of the guy with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!