Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?

Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"