Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Who represents a Ghost in court?

A Paralegal.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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Why is the most intelligent part of your body so intelligent?

Because it nose.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

What do you call it when two cops dance?

Pork Grinds