Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

What does the ghost like on his roast beef?

Grave-y gravy

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do they dance in Arabia?

Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

Which dances do the burgers do best?

The burger-loo and the char char!