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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena