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Rap Jokes

What do you call a skinny tree that raps?

Slim Shady

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What does a successful rapping cow struggle with?

Moo money moo problems

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

He raps his presents

What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights?

Feminem

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

YEAH GIRL I'm GOING TO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHS AND....... Give them to a homeless guy because he's cold

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.