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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident?

This guy!!!

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!

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How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)