What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?