What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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Cancer.

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You wave!

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Sparky.

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Rare.

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A clutch!

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Do you know how to drive this thing

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Audi!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)