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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

How much does a red lightsaber cost?

An arm and a leg edit: slightly improved punchline

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

Rex Jokes More Rex Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?