What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

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Tri-tip.

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

A bell.

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A BOOick.

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You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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A Toyoda

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Russell.

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You shoot the guy pushing it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?