What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

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Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

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It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

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Bready Legs

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)