What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Rex Jokes More Rex Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?