What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!