What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.