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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

Occur Jokes More Occur Jokes

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.

What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

Lifestyle Jokes More Lifestyle Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!