What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

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Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.