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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

Force Jokes More Force Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Lifestyle Jokes More Lifestyle Jokes

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.