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Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.