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Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.