Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.