Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.