Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

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What drives the hype train?

The hyper drive.

What happens when you text while driving?

I don't know, I've never tri