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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.