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When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

She moved.