When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning