When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

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What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.