Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.