Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!