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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!