Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Why does nobody like a rich stone?

Because he takes everything for granite.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.