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Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.