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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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What did Haley Joel Osment find at the top of Mt. Everest?

Icy Dead People

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

Through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)