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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.