Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks?

Show me your brews!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach?

His sesame seed buns!

What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.