Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...?

Because he's married.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

What do you call an anarchist grandmother who just found out she's pregnant?

Rebel without a menopause.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Ellen Jokes More Ellen Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!