Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

Who's there! Cork! Cork who?

Cork and beans!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!