Coffee Bean Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common?

None of them are original.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

What's the sound of a one-handed corpse clapping?

Dead silence. What's the sound of a one-handed zombie clapping? Undead silence. Thanks to my gaming group for those.

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

Discover Jokes More Discover Jokes

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Why was Ohm the Empire's best scout?

He discovered the resistance

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!