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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas"...

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where was the first discovered potato located?

In the ground.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!