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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone?

A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!