What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons?

If you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

What did the pregnant orange see after 9 months?

The fruits of her labor.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!