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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall?

A good jumpurr!

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas"...

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits?

He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.