What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded!

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...