What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

How did the fruits get married?

They Cantaeloped!

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.