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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.