What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the 3 holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career