Ellen Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Dory Jokes More Dory Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a Bible?

Because it's a pastor)

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Kim Jong Un Jokes More Kim Jong Un Jokes

Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.