Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
They like to stay anony-moose
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.
I'm just here so I won't get find.
Call Baltimore, M.D.
He only Phelps himself.
Your mom.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Because they love BOOOOoooOOoOoOoooooooze!!
About 40 years.
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.
Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.