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Ellen Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

Love

Love

What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

What did the Chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Ceo Jokes More Ceo Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Ama Jokes More Ama Jokes

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Coffee Bean Jokes More Coffee Bean Jokes

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.