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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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What is Ellen's favourite food?

Kung-Pao Chicken.

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Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was the scarecrow given an award?

Cause he was out standing in his field

What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Aid Jokes More Aid Jokes

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What kind of aids he got?

Financial aids!!

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!