Ellen Jokes

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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Pao Jokes More Pao Jokes

Mod Jokes More Mod Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lightbulb What lightbulb

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do writers hate the Bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What are some of the best comments on threads?

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What would you call a supervillain that could control every part of the electro-magnetic spectrum except 495-570 nm?

Magento

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.