Removed
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
A fish!
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
None, its a hardware issue.
You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.
Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.
He never got banned.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
