How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

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What is censorship?

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.