How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did Little Bo Peep say to Woody when she got caught screwing Buzz?

You got a friend in me.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

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What did the mod say when he was wrong?

BANNED

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.