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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

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How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again