How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How do programmers get a sixpack?

Int abs = new int23

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again