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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on which method you try....

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How do programmers say 'I love you!'?

You are my MSB.

Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None that's a hardware problem