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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.