How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon