Fish
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
Trick question, they can't change anything.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
The fish doesn't know it's plaice.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
A fish
To get to the other side.