How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.