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How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place