How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.