How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd