How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

Now museum, now you don't