How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.