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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

Deleted

What did the mod say to the other?

Deleted

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.