Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

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Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

Deleted

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression