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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What do you call stuffing an orifice with chilies?

Jalapenetration.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What did the Mod say to OP?

Deleted

What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance