Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

What did the computer say?

Too weak.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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What did the moderator say to the redditor?

Deleted

Who was left?

Deleted

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!