Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

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What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

Deleted

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What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.