Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

Where do you go if you want to find a very funny joke?

Apparently, not here

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

Deleted

What has 7 letters and makes only Redditers mad?

Deleted

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.