Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

Why do brothels support Hillary?

Cause #FeelTheBern would be bad for business.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

Brucism

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression