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Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance