What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

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What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!