What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

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Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!