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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!