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What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Magneto Jokes More Magneto Jokes

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!