What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What rhymes with computer?

No it doesn't...

What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer?

Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press?

File compression

What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources?

A Cache-Advance

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.