What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Hard Drive Jokes More Hard Drive Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Why was the computer tired when he got home?

Because he had a hard drive!

Magneto Jokes More Magneto Jokes

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.