How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Interrupt Jokes More Interrupt Jokes

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

What music does a mummy listen to?

Wrap music

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".