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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What do you call a random selection of sailors?

A seamen sample