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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?

You rocket

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

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Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.