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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No room

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.