Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called?

One second mom, I'm coming!

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941?

There's a little nip in the air.