Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What do you call a wizard that puts people to sleep?

Dumblebore

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.