Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment