Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why do SCUBA divers fall backwards out of boats?

Because if they fell forwards, they'd land in the boat.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.