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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Dam it.

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The tomato was in a can.

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It knocked him cold.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.