Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C