Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.