Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of boats?

Because if they fell foward, they would still be on the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

C Jokes More C Jokes

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

Barnacle Jokes More Barnacle Jokes

How did the scuba-diver pay for his drinks?

With Barnacles (bar nickels)

Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle?

Because then you'd be a barnacle.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)