Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!