Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.