Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates so popular?

They just arrrr.

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy