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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Who's there! Cicero! Cicero who?

Cicero the boat ashore!

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.