Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.