Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirates favorite material?

Arrrgyle*YARRRN!*Thanks Bravesurf

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.