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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey.

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.