Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

Arrr

Why are pirates, pirates?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

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What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.