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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy