Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

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What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy