What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Mashed Potato Jokes More Mashed Potato Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.