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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Mashed Potato Jokes More Mashed Potato Jokes

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.