What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

Mashed Potato Jokes More Mashed Potato Jokes

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.