Mashed Potato Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck?

Mashed potatoes.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.