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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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Anyone can mash potatoes

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!