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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!