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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.