Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.