What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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A guacaMOLE

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A guacamole.

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What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.