Guacamole Jokes

A guacamole.

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Incommunicado

With lots of Avogadro!

Avacado's number.

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

A guacamole.

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

A mole-ionaire.

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

A guacamole.

Guacamole Jokes

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Why are you being so distant?

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

How many moles are in a guacamole?

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