Guacamole Jokes

A guacamole.

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Incommunicado

With lots of Avogadro!

Avacado's number.

They both fly, except for the mole...

Avacado's number.

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

5 past Lundqvist

Because "6, 7 ate".

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He raised Cain.

A change of pace.

He just wanted the inside scoop.

You bust a rime.

Babies grow up and stop crying

Because his mother was in a jam.

Guacamole Jokes

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