Guacamole Jokes

A guacamole.

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

Incommunicado

With lots of Avogadro!

Avacado's number.

A weapons designer for the First Order.

It's beer pressure.

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Do we have any papal towels

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Holy Guacamole

A suuh dude!

A mole-ionaire.

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Because it reminds them of home.

Dah okey pokey mon.

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