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Avogadro Jokes

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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Lots of training

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What do you call 6.022 x 1023 avocados?

A guacamole.

Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

The guy likes his power chords too much.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

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How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

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Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!