Avogadro Jokes

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

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Why can't two jealous people talk on the phone together?

It is always an insecure line!

What do all dogs get with their phones?

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