Avogadro Jokes

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you combine a blonde woman with a physicist?

Marie Curie

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.