Avogadro Jokes

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection?

If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it.

What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up