Avogadro Jokes

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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Because he had a bone to pick.

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What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

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Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

Why are outdoor workers so in fit?

Cause they work out.

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What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!