Avogadro Jokes

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

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Colin.

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Guacomole.

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Avocado.