What do all dogs get with their phones?

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

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How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

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