Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?

He was making up for lost thyme. Thank you, thank you. I'll just show myself out now.

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!