Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.