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Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

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How do skeletons make a baby?

They bone

Why do skeletons not go to the disco?

Because they got no body to dance with!