Brain Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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Bye, son.

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None**. They operate in the **dark**.

How does a redheaded surgeon operate?

Gingerly

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How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.