Brain Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

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What did God say to Noah?

Make a backup, I need to re-format this.

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-Thai.

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door