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Brain Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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I Love Pizza & You

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

Westero Jokes More Westero Jokes

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!