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Brain Jokes

What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

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What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

How did one Brain apologise to the other?

I'm cerebro

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

Steven Hawking Jokes More Steven Hawking Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

Brain Surgery Jokes More Brain Surgery Jokes

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

Brain Damage Jokes More Brain Damage Jokes

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers?

They cause too much brain damage.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

Brain Sturgeon Jokes More Brain Sturgeon Jokes

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!