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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What did the pamphlet say to the booklet when it asked for help?

Bro sure!

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

How many balls does Fred have?

10

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When did 888 equal zero????

When Eight ate eight

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.