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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.