When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Because 7 ate 9

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

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Not yet," she replied

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10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.