When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.