When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

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What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Why did the researchers stopped their research on embryos?

Because the subject is still to immature.