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When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10?

They were trying to keep their German market.

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What do you call a lonely terrorist?

ISIL-ated

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

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What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

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Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.