When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.

What are a redneck's last words?

Hey, guys, look what I can do!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.