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When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How many reps would you usually do?

He asked. "A million," I rep lied.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

Nutsack Jokes More Nutsack Jokes

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...