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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

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Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

How could you possibly know?

Darth Vader: I felt your presents.

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah