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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What is Darth Vader's least favorite band?

Faith No More

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.