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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah