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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger?

It had beef.