Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'