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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out the window?

Tequila*

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

What is the cat's favourite TV show?

The evening mews!

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!