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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How can you tell if a hippie has been at your house?

He's still there.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills?

They don't have windows.

Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!