Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!