3 Year Old Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

Because the sea weed.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Purple Jokes More Purple Jokes

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Who's there! Attila! Attila who?

Attila you no lies!

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women fits in a monk monastery?

Nun.

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Colour Jokes More Colour Jokes

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)