Purple (According to my 3 year old son)
For resisting a rest.
I ate sand.
3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Not yet," she replied
3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
A pillow
A disobedient slave.
Somebody took a corner!
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
A Feline...
Because the devil takes many forms.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
Bing down the house!
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
For the pun of it.
Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans
LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.
One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".
Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
Because Windows 7 ate 9.
Putin Windows duh.
