3 Year Old Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What did you get me for Mother's Day?

3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.

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Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

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Muuuuuuon

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

Not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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Steal a chicken

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

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What's wrong?

3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What did pinnochio's girlfriend say when they were 69'ing?

Lie to me

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much