3 Year Old Jokes

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Who's there! Cat! Cat who?

Cat you understand!

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Why couldn't SpongeBob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

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What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)