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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Why was windows 10 afraid of windows 7?

Because windows 7 8 9.

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Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.