Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Because 7 8 10.

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She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)