Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

What does 1+1=?

Window.

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Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why is it called Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."