RIP post
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Hey, pho queue, dude
Nobody knows!
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
They are probably in better shape than you.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Somebody had an idea.
He needed somebody to cosine.
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."
Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project
Namaste.
Somebody threw the towel in.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
A knucklehead.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
They'll tell you.
A happy medium.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Lacoste intolerant.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Somebody took a corner!
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
When somebody asks for a raise
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
A timely manor.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
They always take things literally.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Same guys who did Circuit City
All he could handle was the microwave
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Slot shaming.
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.
A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
A stretch
