RIP post
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Hey, pho queue, dude
Nobody knows!
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
They are probably in better shape than you.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Somebody had an idea.
He needed somebody to cosine.
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."
Namaste.
Somebody threw the towel in.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
A knucklehead.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
They'll tell you.
A happy medium.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Lacoste intolerant.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Somebody took a corner!
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
When somebody asks for a raise
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
A timely manor.
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
Indeterminate
I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
Thanks I needed that.
Someone whose career is in ruins.
His career was in ruins.
Phillip
Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
Guacamole.
