RIP post
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Nobody knows!
They are probably in better shape than you.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Somebody had an idea.
He needed somebody to cosine.
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
Namaste.
Somebody threw the towel in.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
A knucklehead.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
They'll tell you.
A happy medium.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Lacoste intolerant.
Somebody took a corner!
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
When somebody asks for a raise
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
A timely manor.
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
At the ugly parlour.
Pho queue.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because they are neigh-sayers
Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
