RIP post
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Hey, pho queue, dude
Nobody knows!
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
They are probably in better shape than you.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Somebody had an idea.
He needed somebody to cosine.
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
Namaste.
Somebody threw the towel in.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
A knucklehead.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
They'll tell you.
A happy medium.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Lacoste intolerant.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Somebody took a corner!
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
When somebody asks for a raise
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
A timely manor.
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.
When his lips are shut.
A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)
I have to walk Home Alone
It depends on where I draw the line.
Slot shaming.
Vietnoms
Faux.
Because Missouri loves company
Because they're shellfish.
They crack jokes.
Because it's hard to discern.
Because he was a cagey bee agent.
