RIP post
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Hey, pho queue, dude
Nobody knows!
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Zero. Somebody already did it.
They are probably in better shape than you.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
Somebody had an idea.
He needed somebody to cosine.
You'd fly too if somebody panned your peter.
Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."
Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project
Namaste.
Somebody threw the towel in.
Just wait, they'll tell you.
A knucklehead.
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
They'll tell you.
A happy medium.
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
Lacoste intolerant.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
Somebody took a corner!
Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect
When somebody asks for a raise
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
A timely manor.
None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Because the stalks are all ears.
So you can tell them from flamingos!
Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.
The real joke is always in the comments!
An egg gets laid
That's a missed-steak
It hasnt been tested on mice.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Look at her beaver.
Crossfit
Crossfit.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
He resisted a rest.
When they run out of patients.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
