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Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

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What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Lazy Eye Jokes More Lazy Eye Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.