Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
It gets toad away
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.
Kurt and Rod
He broke up with his girlfriend.
There isn't one...
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)