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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.