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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What is a proctologist's drink of choice?

Two fingers of whiskey.

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool