What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool