How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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A lil bit of quack

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You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Awkward.

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."