How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

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What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language?

"Nobody's perfect!"

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

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Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."