What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.