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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

What am I called?

Ant: *checks, shuts book* Let's not focus on labels

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

The Steganosaurus! And do you know why...because it was encryptid!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

Accommodating.

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!