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What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What supervillain do you know the least about?

Loki, because he is low-key.

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty