What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

What is the Italian postal motto?

We know where live, your family too!

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Why did the astronomer break up with his girlfriend?

He just needed some space.

How is a girlfriend like a pronoun?

Your's is possessive