What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...