What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

Let's meet up in the corner.

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.