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Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

6 Year Old Jokes More 6 Year Old Jokes

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......